3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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