just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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