Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Randomize
