I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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