could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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