The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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