Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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