But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Only a mothe r could love this liver
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Let's paint friendship bongs
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
