She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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