glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I could fuck to npr.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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