I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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