I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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