i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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