"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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