I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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