It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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