did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Operation Purity has been aborted
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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