when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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