i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I need to align my fucking chakras
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