we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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