come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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