yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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