I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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