so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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