So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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