once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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