I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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