the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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