So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
