dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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