How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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