If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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