So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
