Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The ass gains better be worth it
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