Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Randomize
