hotel room ftw
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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