Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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