Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
tell me about the fingering
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