Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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