yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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