I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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