i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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