also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
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But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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