Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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