I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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