Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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