He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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