So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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