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Puke
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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