quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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