Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you had me at cake vodka
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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