But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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