Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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