im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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