Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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