I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
her facebook's as public as her vagina
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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