My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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