so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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