come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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